Well, it's been a while since I've been able to create anything because for a long time I didn't have a computer. Now I have a computer, but I don't have internet so I can create, but the creations won't be in such as a volume as they were before.
Today I have a few college majors for your young adult sims to enjoy. All
majors have English and English (UK) translations. I tried to follow Maxis’
formula for humorous class titles as much as possible.
The first major is Botany
Here are the class titles:
History of Shrubs: Why We Trim Them
Persimmons: The Forgotten Fruit
Japanese Maple: The Maple Sans Syrup
Pumpkins: Fall's Favorite Fruit
Venus Fly Trap: Nature's Exterminators
Penicillin and Other Medicinal Plants
Acorns: More Than Just Squirrel Food
Senior Project: Pressed Leaf Collection
Here is the custom icon:
Music Major
Class Titles:
1, 2, 3, Do, Re, Mi: Keeping Time With Simple Rhyme
Music Theory: The Basic Elements of Tune
Music History: People Who You'll Never Be As Good As
Modern Musicians: The Great Legendary Artists of Our Time
An Introduction to Voice: Holding Your Breath While You Sing
Genre Definition: Jazz or Blues
Rhythm: That Thing That Makes You Tap Your Foot
Melody Concept: Melody and Harmony How They Intertwine
Here is the custom icon:
Seminary Major
Class Titles:
The Beatitudes: Jesus' Blessing to the Faithful
The Minor Prophets: Yes They Do Matter
Glossolalia Phenomena: Tongues of Angels, or Gibberish?
The Names of God
The Written Books of Paul the Apostle
Revelation: Never Called Revelations
Proverbs and James: A Comparison
A Look at Esther: Queen of Ancient Persia
Here is the custom icon:
Education Major:
The education major is an ideal major for the Maxis education career track.
Class Titles:
Kindergarten Education: The Only Grade With a Naptime
Public Speaking: How to Project Your Voice Over a Crowd of Noisy Students
Electives: The Forgotten Courses
Grading on a Curve: Because Grading on a Line is Boring
Field Trips: Never a Dull Moment
Detention, Study Hall, and Pep Rallies: Filling in Extra Time
Multitasking: Coaching and Teaching Simultaneously
Managing Mayhem: An Introduction to Education Administration
The icon is the same as Maxis' Education career track icon:
Cosmetology Major:
The cosmetology major is an ideal major for my upcoming Cosmetology career.
Class Titles:
Shampooing: Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Barbercide: Killing Nothing but Germs
Highlights: Not Just a Children's Magazine
Perms: How Permanent are They Really?
Clippers vs. Shears: The Correct Way to Fade
When is a Wig Warranted
Facial Hair: When is it Too Much
Senior Thesis: Grooming for the Masses
Here is the custom icon:
Culinary Arts Major:
The culinary arts major is an ideal major for Maxis' culinary career
Class Titles:
Gelatin: Why is it Squishy?
Microwave vs. Stove: Which is Hotter
Lobster Thermidor: Your go to Meal When Hungry
Italian vs. Chinese: Ethnic Food, A Synopsis
Salad: How it Causes Fires
Fried Chicken, Filet Mignon, and other Restaurant Foods
Blended or Poured? The Proper Way to Bartend
Senior Project: Preparing for the Fast Food Industry
The icon is the same as Maxis' Culinary career track icon:
English Major:
Sentence Types: Declarative, Imperative, Exclamatory
Semicolons: How Are They Used? Who Knows? Who Cares?
Prepositions: Never End a Sentence With One
Dangling Participles: Improperly Used Sentence Format That Goes Both Ways
Punctuation: When Brackets Are Preferred Over Parenthesis
Vocabulary: Yes Ain’t Is a Word
Resume Writing: What Not to Include, Such as Your Exotic Dancing Job
The Icon is unchanged from the Literature major this major was cloned from:
Criminal Justice Major:
The Criminal Justice major is an ideal major for Maxis’ Law Enforcement
Career Track
To Protect and Serve: More Than Just an Oath
Miranda Rights: Forget Them, and Forget Having a Career
Non-Lethal Weapons Used by Officers: Yes You Will Be Tased in This Class
Forensics: Not as Glamorous as Seen On T.V.
Correctional Officers: Interrogating Irate Inmates
Proper Use of a Polygraph: Probing People Politely
Obstacle Course Necessary for Graduation
The icon is the same as the Maxis’ Law Enforcement Career:
Physical Education Major:
The Physical Education major is an ideal major for Maxis’ athletic career
track, and my custom Personal Trainer career track.
Competitive Sports 101: There is no I in team, but there is an EA
Soccer: Look, no Hands
Hockey: Football on Ice
Tennis: The Rich Sport, but not as Rich as Golf
Boxing: Despite the Title, it has Nothing to do With Gift-wrapping
Basketball: Dribbling is not Just for Babies
Softball and Baseball a Comparison and Contrast
Senior Project: Preparing for Work at the Bowling Alley
The Icon is the same as Maxis’ athletic career track icon: